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NBA UGLY -- THE TOP 5 UGLIEST PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE
If you consider yourself to be a squeamish person or simply can’t stand to see anyone less attractive than yourself, go back to my homepage and read another article. I highly recommend waiting a minimum of three hours after eating, and stretching your legs in preparation for a throw-up run because you are about to expose your eyes to the five most disgusting, repulsive, and ghastly NBA players on the planet. Things are about to get UGLY (literally). Apparently even God has off days!
1. SAM CASSEL (Boston Celtics)
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So, if you are looking for a thousand word reason why Sam Cassel is the ugliest player alive, glance above at this winner of a photo.. Cassel makes Gollum (from Lord of the Rings) look like a supermodel. Keep reading. It can’t get any worse than that!
2. ROBERT SWIFT (Seattle Supersonics)
If Robert Swift spent the same amount of time working on his game as he does in the tattoo parlor, he would make the All NBA 1st Team. Somebody should have warned the Sonic’s G.M., “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.” Maybe then he would have reconsidered drafting the red-headed giant.
3. SCOT POLLARD
Oh my goodness! Shield your little one’s eyes and reassure him that Scot Pollard is not a vampire. Although he might not suck your blood, his portrait alone is enough to send some people into a coma.
4. CHRIS KAMAN (Los Angeles Clippers)
Christopher Kaman is one of those guys that may actually look normal with a decent haircut and a little grooming. Evidently, Kaman belongs to some made up religion that condemns the use of all blades and razors. I wonder if it’s time to switch to a different belief system (no, he doesn’t actually belong to a cult – as far as I know anyway)?
5. ADAM MORRISON (Charlotte Bobcats)
Adam Morrison put the “UCK” in “YUCK”. With his long, flowing, greasy hair, peach fuzz stache, and beard, Morrison charms the ladies – meaning his mother. He no longer can sport this unique look because he is merely an NBA scrub to this point (and not the star player on Gonzaga). Even Air Jordan couldn’t pull it off. Does Morrison really want to look like this guy when he retires (below)?
DISHONORABLE MENTION – D.J. Mbenga, Donyell Marshall, Mike Miller, Brevin Knight, Brian Cardinal, Danny Fortson, Drew Gooden, Jarret Jack, and many more!
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